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Simon Cowell and his girlfriend of 5 years, Terri Seymour, have broken up. But don’t go getting all weepy just yet: he left her the handsome parting gift of a $4.5 million house. Hot damn!
To be clear, the reports say that Cowell’s spokeswhore swears that Seymour bought the house herself, but may have had assistance […]

Sarah Larson needs to pack up her shit and get the hell out of Hollywood already. Instead, she’s clinging to her 15 minutes of fame like Tom Cruise does to Scientology. She has apparently moved on from George Clooney, who is hot and delicious, to Jason Statham, who is rather unfortunate looking and probably smells […]

So, Cameron Diaz was out and about last night showing off a HUGE diamond engagement ring being worn on her engagement finger to anyone who would look. She posed with the ring by her face and everything, which is a bit of a switch for the normally camera shy Cameron. Rumor has it, Jennifer Aniston’s […]

Brooke Hogan is gonna be all up in the pages of Maxim’s next issue, and the PR whores at the mag have released some of her shots. I’m finding it hard to believe that out of all of the technology available today *cough Photoshop cough* , they couldn’t airbrush her massive Jay Leno chin. It’s […]

In case you don’t already know this, Jack Black is pretty effin’ gross. This is what Jack told reporters yesterday:
“I also put Coco Pops in my butt. Why? For comedy and experiment. I was a scientist and I discovered you could put a lot of them up your butt.”
He said that he did that as […]

This is a sad day for America. George Carlin, who has had heart trouble in the past, went to St. John’s Heath Center in Santa Monica yesterday complaining of chest pains. He died last night. Carlin was 71-years-old.
“He was a genius and I will miss him dearly,” Jack Burn, who worked with Carlin in the […]

Oh man, this cracks me up. Much to Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews’ chagrin and dismay, NBC has handed over Tim Russert’s  Meet The Press job to Tom Brokaw. Yeah, that’s right. Tom “my voice sounds like a mix of gravel and sandpaper and oh, did I mention I’m really effin’ old?” Brokaw. Chris is […]

I can’t believe this shit. TV Guide is reporting that Janet Jackson is developing a new reality TV show for MTV. As if there isn’t enough crappy reality TV shows on the network already! Ugh!
The show starts filming in a couple of weeks, and will end right before Janet goes on her world tour. (People […]

Okay, so here’s the deal: somehow, somebody (cough*Denise*cough) released nasty messages that Charlie Sheen had left on Denis Richards’  voicemail. The audio files were up for a few hours earlier today, but were then yanked down. Fortunately for you, I happen to have the real transcripts of Charlie Sheen’s voicemails, which follow below:
“Tuesday, April 19, […]

Keanu Reeves is pretty old, pretty pasty and pretty effin’ hot. When I was a kid (by kid I mean not even in high school yet), my parents let me watch Speed, I was hooked on the dude. I’ve since watched literally every single movie he’s ever been in. Yes, I’m fully aware that makes […]