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Brooke Hogan is gonna be all up in the pages of Maxim’s next issue, and the PR whores at the mag have released some of her shots. I’m finding it hard to believe that out of all of the technology available today *cough Photoshop cough* , they couldn’t airbrush her massive Jay Leno chin. It’s like, I can hardly see her boobs, because her chin cleavage is so distracting!

Brooke here has been all over the weeklies lately, because she realized that talking shit about her hobag of a mother will help keep her in the spotlight. I can’t say that I blame her…if my mother decided to tramp it up with one of the douchebags I went to high school with, I’d sell the bitch out too!