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Okay, so here’s the deal: somehow, somebody (cough*Denise*cough) released nasty messages that Charlie Sheen had left on Denis Richards’  voicemail. The audio files were up for a few hours earlier today, but were then yanked down. Fortunately for you, I happen to have the real transcripts of Charlie Sheen’s voicemails, which follow below:

“Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Message Received at 12:46pm

I guess I should just get used to the fact that you know, you fire off your nonsense and you’re lawyer bullshit and your fucking emails and then you don’t answer the phone, and you know, you don’t have the fucking courage or the wherewithal to like confront me or deal with me or just be fucking honest. And the forthright and I guess I just gotta stop being disappointed by that because that’s just who you are and what you do. And I guess once I accept that, I won’t be frustrated by your chicken shit fucking behavior, so whatever. I’m just really fucking mad and you owe me a phone call. Okay. Cause again, if I did the same shit to you, you’d be fucking furious. Alright, so whatever.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Message Received at 1:00pm

Yea, I just got your other email and I am a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people, and this and that, and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you’re a fucking liar. Okay. You’re a fucking liar. So, you know what it’s like, fuck you. Okay, I hope you rot in fucking hell. You’re a piece of shit fucking liar and I hope you fucking rot in hell. So fuck you. I hope I never fucking talk to you again you fucking cunt. Fuck you. You’re a coward and a liar and a fucking nigger alright, so fuck you.“

Wow. I can’t believe homeboy actually dropped the n-word. A couple of hours ago, Charlie released a statement apologizing for his racist words, using the whole “I have a black friend who was in my first two weddings” excuse to prove he’s down with the brown.

I have to say, early on I thought Denise was a homewrecking hobag, but after watching her show and hearing these tapes, I’m no longer on Team Charlie. In fact, I’m totally ordering my “Team Denise” tee shirts off of CafePress right now.

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