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Sweet baby Jesus and holy hell, I can’t believe I’m about to type this. Earlier in the week I told ya’ll about Clay Aiken having a kid with some old hag in the showtunes business. I know, I know, I’m still not over it either.

Which is why it practically gives me physical pain to inform you that he plans on having more children with this woman. (Please excuse me while I dry heave.) Word on the street is that the two of them have frozen their sperm and eggs (I do not want them, Sam I Am!) and plan to do the artificial insemination thing again a year or so after their first spawn is born.

Bleh.

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