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Brooke Hogan’s mom is a straight-up hobag! I can’t believe this shit…and I’ve seen some craziness in my day.

Get this: Brooke Hogan’s mom (anyone know her name? Is it  Cindi? She looks like a Cindi…with an I, not a Y) is 48 friggin’ years old and is dating a 19 year old toolbag. Of course, that’s not the kicker. The kicker is, he used to be a classmate of Brooke and Nick! The awkwardness is so thick, I can practically cut it with a knife.

First, the Hulkster starts seeing some chick who is Brooke’s doppelganger, and now the mom is skanking it out with this douche. Wow. I’m out of words.

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