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Both Tori Spelling and Jessica Alba had their babies today, and I’m willing to bet at least one of them is in rehab before 2020. Both of the kids are girls, with Tori naming hers Stella Doreen McDermott and Jessica naming hers Honor Marie. It’s been said that Jessica named her baby Honor because “it’s an honor to have Cash’s baby”. Please excuse me for a minute, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I named my first car Stella, so I’m giving the baby naming award of the day to the McDermotts. Anyone want to take the over/under on how long it takes Stella to make her reality TV debut? How about how long before Honor shows up on the cover of a magazine?

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