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Hope you have your pukin’ bucket handy, cause what I’m about to lay on you is likely to make you dry heave a little!

Clay Aiken has reportedly impregnated a big shot producer named Jaymes. No, Jaymes is not a dude. Of course, the two of them didn’t actually go through all of the trouble of bumping uglies. Instead, they went the turkey baster route and Jaymes was artificially inseminated with Aiken’s sperm.

The thought of Clay Aiken, quite possibly the least sexy person on earth, having sperm really creeps me the hell out. They’re not in a relationship (of course not, Clay is gayer than a rainbow parade in San Francisco!), but Aiken does want to play an extensive role in the kid’s life. Ugh. Can you imaging the Aiken and Wentz babies playing together?

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