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File this in the “No Duh!” department: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are officially having a baby. The duo announced that they’re expecting a kid, saying that they were waiting until after the first trimester before telling their fans. It’s rumored that at their wedding a week or so ago they told everyone in attendance the news.

That poor kid is going to have problems. I mean, for one thing, its mother is a plastic shell of the cute girl that she used to be. I don’t care what everyone says, I liked her best pre-plastic surgery. Also,  its going to have to deal with a dad that wears more eyeliner than its mom. I keep saying “it” because I’m not sure a Simpson-Wentz child will actually turn out to be human.

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