May 21 2008
Dead Kennedys Auditioning A New Member
I know, I know. I’m totally going to hell for the title of the posting.
Things aren’t looking too good for 76 year old Ted Kennedy. The uberliberal Senate Majority Whip was rushed to the hospital last week, complaining about stroke-like symptoms. He ended up having two seizures, one at his home and one in a helicopter on the way to the hospital. Well, I’ve got good news and bad news for you…
The good news is, he didn’t have a stroke. The bad news is, he has a malignant glioma, which Wikipedia tells me is the worst kind of brain tumor a person can have and something you really don’t want to fuck around with. Homeboy is set to start chemotherapy and radiation treatments ASAP.
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I would just like to attempt to offer some words of consolation to anyone crying over beloved Ted.
Ya gotta look at it in perspective:
Drowning in tears sure beats drowning at Chappaquiddick