May 18 2008
Loni Anderson and Ashlee Simpson Married This Weekend (not to each other)
As we all know, Ashlee Simpson married Pete Wentz on Saturday in front of 150 of their nearest and dearest. After the ceremony, the couple announced to the guests that Ashlee is, in fact, expecting a baby (*HORF!*). Daddy Joe Simpson officiated, which only works to confirm my theory that the fetus is the future Anti-Christ. Which magazine the photos (of the wedding, pregnant belly or baby, take your pick) will be whored out to has yet to be announced, but rest assured it’s coming.
In happier news, Loni I-Used-To-Be-Married-To-Burt-Reynolds Anderson got married on the same day that Ashlee did. This makes wedding number four for the hot ass hobag, who has to be one of the classiest women to ever grace the silver screen.
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